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PostSubject: Why do MEN lie....   5/7/2008, 1:40 am

IF YOU HAVE EVER WONDERED WHY MEN LIE....

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

"Yes", he replied. The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie.

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her to share me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Angelina Jolie."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.. MOSTLY his wife!

That's our story, and we're sticking to it..

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/7/2008, 6:23 am

agree..for the wife's sake..hehe \\m//
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/7/2008, 6:39 am

hahaha!
ana jd mccoy!
we lie for a "gud" reason!
not for any other reason! \m/ rock on!

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/7/2008, 7:58 am

wow ha, for a "gud" reason tlaga..
yeah ryt, reasons.. hehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/7/2008, 8:12 am

"good" reason huh!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/7/2008, 10:10 am

yah...gud reason!
uv read d story rayt? ;p

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/7/2008, 10:19 am

yeah ive read the story
pagka way kwenta na "good" reason

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/7/2008, 10:22 am

hahah! wa jud kwenta? paeta..it makes sense, but yet u cant accept it? lolz

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/7/2008, 10:43 am

ayt, the lesson might be good because you're thinking for your wife's own goodness but there is still a bad doing behind the good one

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/7/2008, 12:15 pm

men lie??



i dont...heheh....i think so....ryt hinu??hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/20/2008, 6:18 am

they dont lie wui.. they just wanna xpress the real nature that they are humans,, very sinful. very very sinful..

but we should not forget that its not the man who started sin,, it was the woman..

agree????
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/20/2008, 7:14 am

it was the woman who started it but don't throw all the blame to the woman...the man is part of the crime...

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/20/2008, 3:20 pm

its their nature
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/20/2008, 5:45 pm

its not our nature...cliche lang na...hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   5/20/2008, 6:00 pm

all truth is boring (according to a girl i know)
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/21/2008, 11:07 am

agree biss zkunkz bwahehehe


the truth is over rated anyway Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/21/2008, 3:51 pm

i dont lie...i never lied to anyone!

if i said something that is false, it is a diversion...not a lie.
and diversions yield positive results for everyone.

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/22/2008, 5:20 am

nice story amo! haha..
i couldn't agree with you more amo that men lie but for good reasons! Wink

laliman kag unsaon kaha to cya sa iyang asawa kung naa c angelina jolie ug catherine zeta jones??? haha.. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/22/2008, 7:53 am

why do men lie?its like asking why we eat 3 times a day.. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/23/2008, 12:22 am

GIRLS ENJOY CATCHING US LIE ANYWAY.. SO IT WORKS BOTH WAYS
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/25/2008, 6:04 am

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why do men lie?its like asking why we eat 3 times a day.. Laughing

I think I would beg to disagree tingali ani brad.. wahihi.. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/25/2008, 7:49 am

you dont have to beg brad...wakekekeke

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/25/2008, 10:29 am

mo beg lang ko brad para nicely said bah kay unfounded jud kaau na nga theory.. wakekeke...
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/25/2008, 2:07 pm

hahaha...nahan ko sa story...practicality reasons jud to sa woodcutter...pro pwede sad minaroay to nga style...hahaha.... lol!

pro naa sad kay point tian,unsaon nlng xa sa iya wife kng naa c angelina jolie ug catherine zeta jones?sobra pa sa "whaffak!" iya makuha....hehehe... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/26/2008, 5:57 am

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hahaha...nahan ko sa story...practicality reasons jud to sa woodcutter...pro pwede sad minaroay to nga style...hahaha.... lol!

pro naa sad kay point tian,unsaon nlng xa sa iya wife kng naa c angelina jolie ug catherine zeta jones?sobra pa sa "whaffak!" iya makuha....hehehe... lol!

mao gani perot.. hehe..
so mao jud na ang lesson nga dapat marealize sa mga women nga kung mo lie man gani ming men.. kay it's for a good reason jud na! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/26/2008, 8:13 am

asas!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   8/26/2008, 8:16 am

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PeRoT wrote:
hahaha...nahan ko sa story...practicality reasons jud to sa woodcutter...pro pwede sad minaroay to nga style...hahaha.... lol!

pro naa sad kay point tian,unsaon nlng xa sa iya wife kng naa c angelina jolie ug catherine zeta jones?sobra pa sa "whaffak!" iya makuha....hehehe... lol!

mao gani perot.. hehe..
so mao jud na ang lesson nga dapat marealize sa mga women nga kung mo lie man gani ming men.. kay it's for a good reason jud na! lol!

asas!not all the time tian...sumtyms u lie for the benefit of urselves.... tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   10/18/2008, 10:37 pm

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iCe wrote:
why do men lie?its like asking why we eat 3 times a day.. Laughing

I think I would beg to disagree tingali ani brad.. wahihi.. Razz

ako mo agree! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   10/20/2008, 7:46 am

hahaahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   10/21/2008, 1:09 am

friends jud mo duha da...hahahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   10/21/2008, 1:13 am

nyhahahhhahaha, im sure mao sad na imo na feel...welcome to the club

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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   10/21/2008, 1:15 am

nyahahahaha...exactly...i belong...wahehehehe....
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   10/22/2008, 5:05 pm

same thing goes rapud ni sa mga babay..ilisan lang nato c angelina..himuon natong c brad pitt
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PostSubject: Re: Why do MEN lie....   10/24/2008, 11:55 pm

nyahahahahahaha...bryt jud ka lyks....wahehehehe....
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