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PostSubject: Enjoy Life by Hinu (laugh at my corny-ness)   1/23/2009, 8:20 pm

MISTER: wala akong tulog dahil naiisip ko P500K na utang ko kay pare.

MISIS: madali yan! Tawagan mo si pare, sabihin mong hindi ka

makakabayad sa utang mo para siya naman ang hindi makatulog!





JUDGE: isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord,

swindler at bugaw! Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay?

ACCUSED: meron po. Pulis po ako.



Dalawang unano galing motel.

UNANO 1: pare, hindi ko nagalaw date ko kagabi, buti pa kayo, dinig

ko humihiyaw ka ng "1,2,3 ummph!!"

UNANO 2: ga go! Hindi ko kasi maakyat ang kama .



JEEP PASSENGER: manong bayad.

JEEP DRIVER: saan galling?

JEEP PASSENGER: sa akin.

JEEP DRIVER: papunta saan?

JEEP PASSENGER: sayo.



Babae: Doc, kumusta na ang asawa ko?

Doc: Sorry ma'am. Mula ngayon, ikaw na ang magpapakain at

magpapaligo sa kanya, kasi, putol na ang kanyang mga kamay at paa.

Babae: Hah?! Hindi nga?!?

Doc: Hehehe! Ninerbyos ka ano? Joke lang! Patay na sya!





Amo: Inday, titira dito ang biyenan ko ng 3 buwan. Ito ang listahan

ng mga favorite nyang pagkain.

Maid: Opo, sir.

Amo: Kapag may niluto ka dyan, lagot ka sa akin!





Mrs: Naniniwala ka ba na ang babae habang tumatanda ay gumaganda?

Mr: Oo naman.

Mrs: Sa tingin mo, gumaganda ba ako?

Mr: Sa tingin ko, hindi ka tumatanda.





Son: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng titser ko!

Dad: Bakit?

Son: Hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko.

Dad: Tong anak ko, manang mana. Hehehe. Eh, masarap ba?

Son: Opo, pogi po sya eh.



Lasing: Hoy! Sinong matapang?! Labas!

Lalake: Ako! Bakit? Lalaban ka?!

Lasing: Pare, ihatid mo naman ako sa bahay, natatakot ako kay misis

eh.

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PostSubject: Re: Enjoy Life by Hinu (laugh at my corny-ness)   1/23/2009, 8:29 pm

Tatay: Asensado na talaga ang anak natin sa US . Ito, nagpadala ng

picture, nakasandal sa kotse. Basahin mo nga ang nakasulat sa likod.

Nanay: Inay, nagpapasalamat ako, kasi, kung hindi dahil sa kotse na

ito, natumba na ako sa sobrang gutom.

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PostSubject: Re: Enjoy Life by Hinu (laugh at my corny-ness)   1/23/2009, 8:33 pm

2 Mag-amiga naglasing. Paguwi natae sila at sa sementeryo inabutan. Ang isa

ginamit ang panty pamunas tsaka tinapon. Yung isa, nakakita ng bouquet ng

flower sa puntod at ginawang pamunas. Kinabukasan, sabi ng mga asawa nila:







JUAN:Pare, bantayan natin mga misis natin…Misis ko umuwi kagabi walang

panty!



PEDRO: Mas grabe misis ko pare…Merong card nakadikit sa puwet na may

nakasulat “We’ll never forget you. From all the guys at the OPERATIONS

DEPT.” Hehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Enjoy Life by Hinu (laugh at my corny-ness)   1/23/2009, 8:52 pm

Makabagong kasabihan: Kagandahan edition







Para sa magaganda: “aanhin mo ang ganda, kung wala ka namang papa.”



Para sa gustong magpaganda/retokada: “kung gusto mong lumandi, tiisin mo ang

hapdi”



Para sa mga feeling magaganda: “talbog ang matigas na tinapay sa tigas ng

mukha ng nagmamagandang inday”



Para sa mga walang ganda: “mabait man daw at magaling, ang chaka-chaka pa

rin”

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PostSubject: Re: Enjoy Life by Hinu (laugh at my corny-ness)   1/23/2009, 8:53 pm

Guwapo nagtext: Luv, p load nman P100.



Bakla: Ok! (Nagmamadaling naghanap ng loading station).



Bakla: Narecieve mo na luv?



Guwapo: Hu u?

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PostSubject: Re: Enjoy Life by Hinu (laugh at my corny-ness)   1/23/2009, 8:54 pm

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